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经典幽默故事--First Flight

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经典幽默故事--First Flight


   
Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.
His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.
After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"
"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground."

第一次坐飞机

  约翰逊先生从前未乘过飞机,他读过许多关于飞行事故的报道。所以,有一天一位朋友邀请他乘自己的小飞机飞行时,约翰逊先生非常担心,不敢接受。不过,由于朋友不断保证说飞行是很安全的,约翰逊先生终于被说服了,登上了飞机。
  他的朋友启动引擎开始在机场跑道上滑行。约翰逊先生听说飞行中最危险的是起飞与降落,所以他吓得紧闭双眼。
  过了一两分钟,他睁开双眼朝窗外望去,接着对朋友说道:“看下面那些人,他们看起来就象蚂蚁一样小,是不是?”
  “那些就是蚂蚁,”他的朋友答道,“我们还在地面上。”
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56798681a 发表于: 2008-06-19 12:36 引用
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孤獨di孩子 发表于: 2008-06-22 20:42 引用
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孤獨才是最帅的
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孤獨di孩子 发表于: 2008-06-24 20:32 引用
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很搞笑
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孤獨才是最帅的
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孤獨di孩子 发表于: 2008-06-24 20:34 引用
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太搞笑了
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孤獨才是最帅的
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四三班 发表于: 2008-06-27 22:32 引用
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确实很搞笑!
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HOHO~~~虽然我很平凡,但我将会创造不平凡
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旋转棒棒糖 发表于: 2008-07-21 17:03 引用
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真搞笑!
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asdf 发表于: 2008-08-11 19:49 引用
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胆小鬼
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星光剑客 发表于: 2008-09-06 10:28 引用
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Last week, I went to the theatre. I had a very good seat. The play was very interesting. I did not enjoy it. A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me. They were talking loudly. I got very angry. I could not hear the actors. I turned round. I looked at the man and the woman angrily. They did not pay any attention. In the end, I could not bear it. I turned round again. 'I can't hear a word!' I said angrily.

    'It's none of your business,' the young man said rudely. 'This is a private conversation!'
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偶是“少电粉丝”!
我的邮箱:wangheyun2008@yeah.net
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白珍珠 发表于: 2008-11-21 20:29 引用
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Is this true, or did you made it up?I thought tha if your parents had come, they would have said that too. And would your parents let you come to the theater by yourself?
依然
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三元意为天时、地利与人和,古语道:天和万象明,地和万物生,人和万事兴。
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星光剑客 发表于: 2008-11-24 19:04 引用
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Is this true, or did you made it up?I thought that if your parents had come, they would have said that too. And would your parents let you come to the theater by yourself?
嘿嘿,从新概念里抄的,不会的赶紧学嘞!(17楼那个)
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偶是“少电粉丝”!
我的邮箱:wangheyun2008@yeah.net
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星光剑客 发表于: 2008-11-24 19:05 引用
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Sorry,什么17楼啊,应该是8楼
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偶是“少电粉丝”!
我的邮箱:wangheyun2008@yeah.net
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白珍珠 发表于: 2008-11-24 20:29 引用
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Can Mr. Wang answer my question?(说你呢,死王 )
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